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Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi “Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad de de. . . . Pata he kya hua . . USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai. M0RAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nah Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna .. .. .. .. k .. .. .. .. .. cream biscuit main cream hoti hai lekin .. .. .. .. .. .. tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota... Boy; I love you tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you Moral Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli . . . .. . . . . . . . Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti . Girl: