funny sms

Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi “Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad de de. . . . Pata he kya hua . . USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai. M0RAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nah



Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...





Boy; I love you








tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..

Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else..

Girl: Who..??
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Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!!

(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. :) :)

Angel: What do you want?

Boy: a beautiful girl

Angle:
if u r muslim I'll give you katrina
if u r hindu I'll give you karine
if u r christian I'll give you Angelina

what's ur name?

Boy: Sheikh Vinod Fernando

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above

Socho...!
Hum Har Roz kitne Fazool SmS karte Hain..?
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Aaj 1 Aur Sahi ;-)

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti

Girl:
Janu me apse shadi karna chati hon, Mujhe 1 sathi ki zarorat hy.

Boy:
Jaan me apse shadi nhi kr sakta,
Sathi me apko madical store se La dunga!

Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,


Roads,


Bridge,


Aeroplane,


Tarbela Dam,


And Finally,


Zardari & Gilani

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho


Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

Mujhe ye dar hai Woh Nibah K Kisi Marhalay Per aa ke


Ye Keh de K Ab Nahe Mairay Dil Ko Tairi Zarorat. 


Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->


Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..

Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else..

Girl: Who..??
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Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!!

(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. :) :) ?

  "Ye Acha hai k ham achay nhi GHALIB"

Kisi ko Dukh to nhi hota ham say naraz honay k baad.

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna ( Friday, September 23, 2011 )
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Socho...!
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Aaj 1 Aur Sahi ;-)







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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota..


1 Pathan NAMAZ parh raha tha
to dusara us k bare ma kisi ko bata raha tha k ye bara Namazi or
parhezgar hai

pathan NAMAZ tor kar bola
is ko bolo
"Hum ne HAJ B kia HAI"

Height of Dedication
Pappu 5 min me paper chor k chala gya
Teacher-kia paper nahi ata?
Pappu-woh baat nahi hy
Mujhay aglay paper ki tyari krni ha.
MAA : Beta kya kar rahe ho....?
Beta : Parh rha hu Maa..
MAA : Excellent, Kya parh raha hai mri jaan.....?


BETA : apni Jaan k message Ammi Jaan.

ak paindu larki ki shadi ak uk return larkay say ho gai
kuch dino bad larka mar gya
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or larki nay logon ko y batya khay pani v nai magya bas water water keanda mar gya.


 TAZA HAWA K LIAY MAIN THORI DAIR TERIS PAY KYA GYA BACHO

LOGO NY SHOR MACHA DIA K EID KA CHAND NAZAR A GYA HAI

O INSAN BANO HALY 22 ROZE PYE NE

ramazan rehematon ka mahina hai or wo mahina aagaya apna khayal rakhana q ki faishte shaitaon ko dhund dhund kr pakad rahe hai mujhe aap ki bahut fikr ho rahi hairamazan rehematon ka mahina hai or wo mahina aagaya apna khayal rakhana q ki faishte shaitaon ko dhund dhund kr pakad rahe hai mujhe aap ki bahut fikr ho rahi hai

Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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Bus....Badmashi 

"75 sal k 1 admi ne newspaper may ishtehar diya
ZARORA-E-RISHTA
3 din bd us k ghar latter aya k
baba g es umar may rishte nahe farishte ate hai" ha ha ha ha ha ha

 A message from dengue Machar

Me duniya ki har jaga ghoom chuka hun.

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Lahore Lahore ay

 

2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....

 1st guy:which paper was it?

2nd guy:I think maths......

1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?

2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

 Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..

Height of coolness:

Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else..

Girl: Who..??

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Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!!

(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)

Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. :) :) ?

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho

Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?

Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u

Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.

Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?

Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahin se naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D

Hahahah

It's Like A

Facebook Without Friends,

Youtube Without Music

And

Google With Results

Pr Qismat K Haathon Majboor Ho Gye,

Dekhi Jo Un Main Apne Lye Be-Rukhi,

Hm Unki Khushi K Lye Un Se Door Ho Gye.

Mein ne Brown Colour Ki Frock Pehni Thi,

Aur Hath Mein Kaju Thay,

Jo Poore Raste Khaate Aayi Thi...

Tum Ne Ghalat Kaha Ke Bhooke Nanage Aye Thay Hum..

People call another man fat.

No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.

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People call an old man ugly.

No one knows he had a serious injury to the face fighting for our country in the war.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son.

People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.