Double Meaning Urdu SMS
ignore mat krna
Shah Faisal Colony ma 1 larki ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki,
kuch dino bad dono ma larai ho gai
1 din larka,larki ko mar rha tha
lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke ko lag gai or wo mar gya
lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai
usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.
Beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi
Lrki boli
Baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha
Daro mat
SURF EXCEL HAI NA....!
Lady doctor pagal patient se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro
Pagal :
Ok
Lady doc:
Ab Meri Qameez Utaro
Pagal:
Ok
Lady doc:
Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bhi utaro
Pagal:
Ok
Lady doc:
Aur Ainda Kabhi
Mere Kaprre Na Pehn'Na Ok.
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_//_ Ap ki Soch ko 21 topo'n ki Salaami.
People Spend Alot Of Money Buying Clothes
But D Best Moments Of Life Are Enjoyed Without Clothes!!!
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Its Childhood!!!!
What The Hell Were You Thinking?? :D :P
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi
un
ka
bacha
hua
khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D
Your mother uses your fathers one
Your Aunt uses your Uncles
Your grandma uses you grandpas
Your sister uses you brother in laws
Guess what is it??
Surname, you dirty mind
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