Double Meaning Urdu SMS



BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch…… haaan BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na? GIRL:haan thora thora. Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha




A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…



Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka.. Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka.. Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab




Ye 1 sacha waqia ha
ignore mat krna
Shah Faisal Colony ma 1 larki ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki,
kuch dino bad dono ma larai ho gai
1 din larka,larki ko mar rha tha
lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke ko lag gai or wo mar gya
lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai
usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.
Beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi
Lrki boli
Baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha
Daro mat

SURF EXCEL HAI NA....!


Lady doctor pagal patient se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro

Pagal :
Ok

Lady doc:
Ab Meri Qameez Utaro

Pagal:
Ok

Lady doc:
Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bhi utaro

Pagal:
Ok


Lady doc:







Aur Ainda Kabhi
Mere Kaprre Na Pehn'Na Ok.
.
<('.')
/"/> Aur Aj phir
_//_ Ap ki Soch ko 21 topo'n ki Salaami.



People Spend Alot Of Money Buying Clothes
But D Best Moments Of Life Are Enjoyed Without Clothes!!!
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Its Childhood!!!!
What The Hell Were You Thinking?? :D :P



*. .1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi

un





ka
bacha
hua


khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D



Your mother uses your fathers one
Your Aunt uses your Uncles
Your grandma uses you grandpas
Your sister uses you brother in laws



Guess what is it??



Surname, you dirty mind



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