urdu sms jokes

Wife:Agr mai waqt hoti log meri kitni Qadar krty Husband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jaty. Wife:Q.? Husband:Log Khty Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha hy.

Funny But True 1 Fauji dosre se: Yaar General kehta hai k is baar jung computer se larri jaye gi… 2nd Fauji:Haan, Mizail computer se control hote hain naa.. 1st:Phir to hum jung haar jaen ge,2nd:Woh kese.? 1st:Agar mizael chorrne se pehle light chali gai to.

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta he. Me aapko kesa lagta hon. Miss so sweet, Bacha: To phr me apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kb bhejon. Miss: wo q. Bacha:Take wo hamari baat aage chalaeen, Miss:ye kya bkwaas hai. Bacha: . . . . . Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b

Ek dost apny friend say: Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.? Dost: To kiya hua, Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hy.

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.

Solid Be Izzati

Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,

Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->