Gandy sms

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Larka: Tum itni kaali kyun ho?

Larki: Kaali main hoon tumhary baap ka kiya jata hay?

Larka: Mere baap ka chala jata to tu itni kaali na hoti!

 

 

hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj karte howe dawai k toor par aurat ka doodh bataya pathan ny bare mushkil sy ek aurat ko razee kiya aur doodh chosny laga.

aurat joosh me a kar seskne wali awaz main bolee :

khan sab aur b agar kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho to batao

pathan ny neeche sy awaz dee keh agar iss ke sath biskat bhi ho to acha ho ga :)

 

 

 

 

 aak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare  paas yeh hai.......

Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........

 

Lerki Date Per ThiAmmi Ne Dekh LiyaAmmi Ny Call Ki: BetiKahan Ho?Beti Paper Dene AyiHunAmmi Zara Dhyan Se,IssPaper Ka Result Aya ToJaan Se Mar Dungi.

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..

Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!

                                                                                                                    

Aik totli aurat soot rungwane gai

or rung walay ko kaha: “Lun walay”

meray is chut may aisa lun dalna k

chut phut jaye magar lun na niklay”

Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,

Kya?

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Socho?

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Nahi pata?

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Un k pyary pyary bary bary

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Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.

Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.

Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.

Boy : Aur lo gee.

Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. 

Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.

Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?

Officer: well, that's not prohibited

 

her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka

phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka

phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka

kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka

For toothpaste ad they show teeth.

For hair oil they show hair.

For face cream they show face.

But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago 

Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA.

Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo.

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

* every 1has different phases of sex life.

age 18-din raat

age 28-roz raat

age 38-jumairat

age 48-chandraat

age 58-ghalatbaat 

A woman married

a one legged man.

She wrote to her

mother:

"My husband only has

ONE FOOT".

Her Mother

replied:

"You are lucky,

your papa has

ONLY 5 INCHES"

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he? Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .

Intehai bhain chod sher Ghor Frmaiega plz Mohabbat hy kuch nahi Sirf hy ye jism ki Bhook ISHQ DI MAA DA KUSA TY PYAR DI MAA DI CHOOT..

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             _/\_ ithe rakh

Peshawar ki Adalat mein ek talak ka case aya Wife: Mera husband sirf pechay se krta hy, Judge ny hairan ho kr pocha, Is k ilawa bhi koi jaga hoti hy kiya?"