Sunday, October 9, 2011

Gandy sms


Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,



Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!






                                                                                                                    

Aik totli aurat soot rungwane gai
or rung walay ko kaha: “Lun walay”
meray is chut may aisa lun dalna k
chut phut jaye magar lun na niklay”


Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,
Kya?
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Socho?
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Nahi pata?
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Un k pyary pyary bary bary
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Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..



Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.

Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.

Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.

Boy : Aur lo gee.

Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. 
Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that's not prohibited
 
her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka
phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka
kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka
For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago 
Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA.
Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo.
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
* every 1has different phases of sex life.
age 18-din raat
age 28-roz raat
age 38-jumairat
age 48-chandraat
age 58-ghalatbaat 
A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
"My husband only has
ONE FOOT".
Her Mother
replied:
"You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"


Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he? Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .

Intehai bhain chod sher Ghor Frmaiega plz Mohabbat hy kuch nahi Sirf hy ye jism ki Bhook ISHQ DI MAA DA KUSA TY PYAR DI MAA DI CHOOT..


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             _/\_ ithe rakh
Peshawar ki Adalat mein ek talak ka case aya Wife: Mera husband sirf pechay se krta hy, Judge ny hairan ho kr pocha, Is k ilawa bhi koi jaga hoti hy kiya?"