zardari sms

Mere aziz doston: Main ye baat kafi dinon se notice ker raha hoon k aj kal hamara her doosra msg ASIF ZARDARI pe hota hai aur her msg main uski burai hoti hai.... Plz stop all these kind of msgs.. Mana k wo kuttey ka bacha hai, Mana k wo harami hai, Mana k us ki shakal ham sbko pasand nahin, Mana k us zalil ny kabhi b nahin sudharna, Mana k us manhoos ki harkatain bht buri lagti hain.. Lekin hai to wo hamara sadar pakistan.

Pehlay kaha Monday ko Holiday

 Phir kaha Monday ko Holiday ki Zaroorat he kya hai.

Dhokay Baaz President ka Pehla Dhoka Mubarak ho.

Masha Allah Aaj 8th Roza hai Sehri aur Iftaari main, Aur Her Namaz k baad dil se Dua karen. . . . . . Ya Allah Asif Ali Zardari ko Benazir se milwa de. Aameen

Film: Aao Bardbaad Keren. Hero: Asif Ali Zardari Heroine: Fehmida Mirza Villain: Shareef Family Scripted in: Dubai Shooted in: Pakistan Music by: Altaf Bhai Action By: Pak Army Suspence By: Chief Justice Charactor Actor: Amin Fahim Friendly Appearance: Saudi King Comedian: Sheikh Rashid Supporting Actor: Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman Charactorless Actors: Choudhries Dancers: Sheeren Rehman, Kashmala Tariq, Sumaira Malik Financed By: Poor People of Pakistan.

Ba Adab Ba Mulahiza Hoshiyar Beghairat-e-Azam Badshah-e-Kanjaran Zaleel-ul-Mulk Shahenshah-e-Jooa Sardar-e-Haraami Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

New Qaumi Tarana Zardari ki zameen shad bad, Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad, Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan, Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad, Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam, Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan, Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq, Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad, Benazir dunya se farar, Parchamay sitara-o-Halal, Khoon main ranga sara saal, Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal, Saye-e-America, Sar pe Sawar!

Ab Full Corruption ki Bari hai, Kyon k ab Daur-e-Zardari hai, Ab lootna maal Sarkari hai, Kyon k ab Daur-e-Zardari hai, A aapki Izzat aapki apni Zummedari hai, Kyon k Izzat ka shikari Asif Ali Zardari hai, Ab tabaahi Qismat hamari hai, Kyon k ab "Nawaz Shareef" ka Bhai Zardari hai.

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya. Kisi ne pucha. "Kyon Maar Diya?" Usne maayusi se jawab diya. Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaon.

Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.

Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi.
















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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,

Or kaha

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"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"....=P

Janab

Zillat maab

haqeer
Faqeer
qatil-e-banazir
Misl-e-kanzeer
Be-zameer
asif ali zardari nay frmaya

Swis account de case na putto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto

100 de card picche 32 lutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto

Gareban nu lamyan pa k kutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto

Is msg nu aggy Sutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

Zardari ko juta nhi laga tu kya hua "Faraz"

Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy....!

Gabhar: array o Samba! Aaj kal Pakistan se maal Nahi aa Ra raha hy.
\sambha: sardar Pakistani Ro Rahe hain Feryad kaer Rahe hain, 
Gabhar: O Kaliya! Kya hoo gaya un ko, 
Kaliya: Sardar! Ab un k pass Kuch Nahi hy
Gabhar: Kyun Sambha!  wo muhtaj hause ho ga ho ga ey?
Sambha: Sardar Tum se BHI HAZAR GUNA BARA daku, lakh guna bara bara Qatil, karaoron guna bara Zalim un ka SADAR ban gaya.

Attendance

Yajooj Majooj
Yes Sir

Zakoota
Yes Sir

Firaon
Yes Sir

Eblees
Yes Sir

ZARDARI

Sir g o di leave dey deo 
O PAKISTAN luttan gay ney

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han…

BB hum sharminda han!
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Wah! wah! wah!
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BB hum sharminda han,
,
,
,
,
K!
Aap k shohar jooty khaany k baad b zinda han…

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han…

BB hum sharminda han!
,
,
Wah! wah! wah!
,
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BB hum sharminda han,
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,
,
K!
Aap k shohar jooty khaany k baad b zinda han…